Anonymous asked: i don't know you personally but i saw you today and suddenly i was immensely terrified of how creepy i am. because i was about to be like "i follow you on tumblr! you're amazing! more senseless platitudes because the limitations of language do not allow me to fully express my admiration for your noble soul!" but then i didn't. so if you recently encountered someone glancing at you and then looking away with a conflicted expression, probably me. (also i look like a stupid version of sylvia plath)
You don’t sound creepy at all! You most certainly could have said hullo! I would have merely mumbled, most likely, embarrassed by your kind flattery.
I stared at someone yesterday as she crossed the street, peeking from a restaurant window, convinced that she was Retta (Donna from Parks and Recreation.) You’re in good company!
Also, no version of Sylvia Plath is stupid.
Michael Parcher - Wolfgang und der Teufel
For some reason, I was confounded by the act of wearing rubber gloves just to wash a few dishes—so I wore them all the time.
and say a few colors, too! I feel my fluency is imminent!!
Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
Karen Dotrice - The Perfect Nanny
This video is just perfect.
Madonna - X-Static Process